Searching for the "IT" phone

I've had a lot of phones and phone numbers since 2000 and I've hated every phone. I've spent between 200-300 for my phones. A waste of money. I wanted the sidekick and couldn't stop talking about it. I now own a sidekick and I hate it. It's corny as hell. I couldn't get an iphone because I rebel against Steve Jobs and his domain. The blackberry looks too boring. I need a diva phone that says I am a "geek" without my being a mensa. My price range is between 200-300 because no way in hell am I paying more for a phone. I never hold on to a phone longer then a year or two and I'm trying to change that. I want to keep my next phone and phone number for at least five years, so the phone has to be the "IT" phone. Where can I find this "IT" phone? I've been looking at a few LG phones and maybe I can find my "IT" phone among them. I've found two that look pretty good.